Just to let you know, we seem to be having a few techincial difficulties at the moment. It seems that some clever sod decided to push a broken labelled 'Break Everything' and we don't know which one it was, (there are quite a few buttons you see). Not to worry though, as our ever-so-clever technicians are working round the clock pressing buttons and seeing if stuff works again like. We should be back broadcasting to the masses very soon.

In the meanwhile, please accept our humblest apologies, and know that it wunt me wot did it guv.

Rare Man