hot patootie .x

who is the hottie in the photo sweethearts?!
mwa mwa

Confirmed: I like it Rare returns Feb 20th at the Salmon and Compass.

dont cry for me Argentinaaaaaaaaaaaa

dont cry for me Argentinaaaaaaaaaaaa

Oh God.

The 'hottie' in the photo

I can think of worse things to be called.

the ladies just cant get enough of our very own sex on legs Steddy! get him while he's here girls, only 6 more months until he waves us arrivederci !

I prefer to call him Sam Studdy.

I bet he has a bigun'

Steve's been thinking of that joke for 4 days now.

It's true.

I'll never be a stand-up.

he can give me a private djing at my lodgings anytime...tssss

steve serenaded me with this once

my fallacy? challenged phallically
i think that part has been ripped from me
to the concubus im being humourous
my cocks a dildo called prime optimus

hung like a pony, bitches trying to phone me
i let it ring, i let it ring
goes up like a telescope, lookin through a microscope
i think i see something, i think i see something

but surgery? surely disingenious
got called a gay, bi being curious
everyone is a big cock fetishist
we all watch porn and are onanists

hung like a pony, bitches trying to phone me
i let it ring, i let it ring
goes up like a telescope, lookin through a microscope
i think i see something, i think i see something

Did you know that Ralph Fiennes had his penis digitally shrunk in the film Red Dragon so that its trunk-like proportions didn't put off the innocent film goers?

That's what he tells everyone anyway.

it is a well known fact that this is the most expensive special effect in the history of hollywood. the only comparable effect is where bruce lee beat chuck norris in a fight in "game of death".